Text Quotes

I'm in high-spirits today (eventhough I still haven't slept yet ;p).

Me & tenchan frequently receives lots of text messages/text quotes from her very nice friend (which makes us very veery happy & genki!) who never gets weary of texting without getting any reply from us (for the reason that we currently lack funds ^^;;;;).

Because of tenchan's friend's excessive (but ubberly nice) sending of quotes we already used 1 and a half notebooks-full of quotes (with 8pt in fontsize) XD Why waste a notebook or two for those quotes? because some of them are inspirational, some of them are about love, and most are pervertedly-hilarious! XD it's not like we're ubberly perverts or something.. *slightly perverted is acceptable & suitable to me only XD, tenchan not inluded ;p* but it's tenchan's friend's fault for sending them! (I'm sorry~!!! *prvrtdly good XD* I'll share with you some text messages/quotes which isn't confidential ^_^ so here they are!!!

note: [enter] is the 'enter' on your celphone :) Don't know what 'enter' is on your cellphone? I think on Nokia phones, it looks exactly like the 'enter' symbol on your keyboard & you'll see it together with the other symbols(@ * $ # %). If you've been using cellphones for a very long time I'm sure you know what that 'enter' is XD
still have no idea? check example below..

I'll post the text quote like this

Sir...
[15 enters]
Fries...
[4 enters]
Sirfries!!!
Gulat ka noh?!
Sirfries kita..
[1 enter]
Bwahahaha!Ü

when you inputed it on your cellphone (with the enters) it'll look like this ^_^ (imagine it without the black numbering :D)

Sir...
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15th enter
Fries...
1
2
3
4th enter
Sirfries!!!
Gulat ka noh?!
Sirfries kita..
1st enter
Bwahahaha!Ü

get it? ^ ^ *I hope so ^^;* if not.. post ka lng ng question d2 ok? ^_^ o kaya i-type mo nlng kung pano mo un gusto i-type XD

So, let's continue with the quotes! XD
[all quotes consist of 290 characters, I think ^^;]

sying iLuvU
dsnt Only min dt
[3 enters]
u Lyk h/hEr
[4 enters]
by 4 frnds its d wAy of
[1 enter]
sh0wing cncErn & hw mch u crE
[2 enters]
s0 LeT mE Snd ds msg sAyin
[2 enters]
"im Hr 4u
"cz..
[5 enters]
"iLuvU

Life
Holds
no
promises
to
what
will
come
our
way..
It
makes
no
guarantee
as
to
what
we
will
have..
it
just
gives
us
Time
to
Make
choices
&
to
Take
chances!

Sa
buhay,
mrmi kng
mmhlin
pro
my
1ng
taong
d mo
mkklimutn..
d man kyo
ngka2luyan,
ittgo mo xa sa 1
sulok ng puso mo
na d mkkt ng
nka2luyan mo.
Corny pro 22o.

Horse: Mhal na prnsesa, akoy datng prnsipe na isinumpa.
PRNSESA: Ha? Pg hnalikan b kta eh bblik ka sa pggng prnsipe?
HORSE: Mlakas ang sumpa, kylangan S*X!

Wat is d most
sensitive part
of d body
wyL havng s*x?
[5 enters]
ANSWER: EARS...
[8 enters]
B'coz it can easily
hear footsteps coming.. (--,)

Fuwaah~ haba na ng post ko ^^ I'll post more quotes next time ne ^_zzZZ~ *drowsiness is taking its effects* Ermitanyang mahilig signing off~!

Quotes

This were text quotes I received and I thought of sharing these here ^_^ Very nice ones ^__^

People have the right to be stupid.
Some people abuse the privilege.

SEX is not the answer.
SEX is the question and YES is the answer! XD~

God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but then again neither does milk.

Don't spent your lifetime LOVING a person if you have no intention of telling what you feel.. it's SELFISH.

LOVE can never be so beautiful without friendship.. One leads to another and the process is irreversible.. The best of LOVERS are the BEST of FRIENDS.

EMPTY is the life that's filled with nothing but THINGS.

If your ENEMY is hungry feed him, if he's thirsty give him a drink. By doing this you'll make him burn for SHAME.

Telling the TRUTH and making someone cry is better than telling a LIE and making someone smile.

"A pencilmaker told the pencils five important lessons.
First, everything you do will always leave a mark.
Second, you can always correct the mistakes you make.
Third, what is important is what is inside you.
Fourth, in life you wil undergo painful sharpenings which will make you a better pencil. And most important is,
Fifth, to be the best pencil you can be, you must allow yourself to be held and guided by the Hand that holds you."

"The spaces between your fingers were created
so that another's could fill them in."